For instance, up until today, I never used the strainer-thingys in my sink.
You know, these things:
The things that catch all the nasties and keep them from going down the drain. The goopy, gloppy, stringy, soggy, icky, yucky blucky nasties. I have a problem with these strainers. The problem is, I LIKE it when the nasties go down the drain. That way I don't have to look at them or touch them or associate with them or think about them ever again.
I also have a problem with wiping the crumbs and junk off of the table and counters carefully and neatly into my hand instead of flinging them hither and yon onto the floor where they wait to be swept up (I do sweep them! I DO!! You know...sometimes). I just hate the way they feel against my skin. Crumbs are okay, and wet stuff is okay, but when both combine in a weird half-firm, half-soggy pile and stick to my hand - I have to stop talking about it now.
Give me poopy diapers any day. Just please, no soggy crumbs or sink filters or hair in the shower!
This might be the reason why I'm so bad at housekeeping. That, and the fact that I'm just naturally the mistress of chaos.
But anyway. I previously shunned sink filters. But I also don't have a garbage disposal. So this has caused problems.
Problems in the form of a sink clog that almost ruined my life.
Not really. But kind of.
Actually it just required obscene amounts of drain-o. Which also repulses me.
So I've come to a decision. I'm going to use my sink filters. And be a grown-up.